This Friday was pretty exciting. I had arranged to meet up with Josh and James in town so we could get started on shooting our short film that we were working on for media studies. So we arranged to meet in Rundle mall at 10am. I woke up at 10.40am; not a good start. I headed down to the bus stop as quickly as I could but that didn’t stop me from missing the bus. As I was waiting for the next bus an old man came up to me and gave me five dollars. Yep, just came out of nowhere and gave me money. I swear I’ve never seen him in my life. He mumbled something about me buying myself something to east from the bakery. I didn’t say anything, unless you count confused um/er noises as speech. He left, and as he drove away in his car he waved at me and wasn’t watching where he was driving and he almost hit another car. The car tooted angrily at him and I chuckled, what a stupid old man. Even though he gave me money I didn’t like him. He seemed to think that I was waiting outside the bakery like a beggar boy waiting for someone to toss me some scraps. He thought he’d done his good deed for the day by giving a poor boy his first meal in two days. He was seriously out of it. Anyway after I had bought myself a sausage roll and a crappy energy drink that tasted like ultra-watered-down cordial I caught the bus into the city.
Luckily Iran into James and Josh in Rundle mall, they weren’t impressed that I was two and a half hours late but they got over it and we headed off to the costume store. In the short film I play a superhero wannabe and for one scene I have to dress up in a superman costume and run around town trying to save people. So we had to hire a superman costume and I had to walk around town in tight lycra for hours… While filming we ran into Bart’s ex-girlfriend, Elliot and we met a guy called Nick who said he had some acting experience and offered to play a role in our film. Luckily for Nick we had a role for him as a security guard, and luckily for us Nick was a security guard so everything worked out. When the time came that I was allowed to remove the lyrca I was so revealed I went into a random ally to change (I couldn’t wait to find the nearest public toilet, the alleyway was probably cleaner anyway). So after all the hard filming work I caught the train home.
As soon as I got home I put my phone on charge. I had been out of battery for a week because I left the charger at my dad’s house. When I turn it on I receive about 12 messages from various people but that most important one was one from Ian inviting me to a party in Tee Tree Plaza. Mel was calling me to go for a walk to the video store to hire games so I left the thoughts of parties behind and me and Rory and I went up to Blockbuster and hired GTAIV for the night. We also looked in Le Cheep for some air horns but they were sold out, goddammit. We didn’t want the air horns simply to make loud noises, we wanted them so we could get high. If you suck the gas from an air horn aerosol can up your nose you get a small high and your voice goes really deep, it’s quite fun. Sadly, no air horn fun for either of us that night. We got back and played GTAIV. It is the best fucking game, words cannot describe how fun it is. Well they probably can, but I’m not going to try. So it’s a good game. Now I had to make a decision; stay home and play GTAIV all night or got all the way our to Tee Tree Plaza for a party. I chose GTAIV. Although while Rory and I were playing GTAIV I got a phone call from Ian. He was pretty drunk and I could hear shouting in the background. I talked to people at the party for a while, it was pretty funny. I got about 5 more calls from Ian throughout my night, each one with increasing annoyance.
Oh yeah, I had dinner! Exciting! It was probably the best chicken schnitzel I’ve ever had. So delicious. Drool… Anyway, so then, I get a phone call from Tylor asking me to come to another party in Aberfolye Park. Aberfolye park is quite close to Eden Hills and he did insist quite insistently so I went. It was quite enjoyable, although I didn’t bring anything to drink and all Tylor had was some Canadian Club with I loathe. But it was still quite a good night overall, especially since Benjamin has a massive television and Spongebob Squarepants was on.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Sponge…bob Square…pants!
[nose flute outro]
